therealpm

*After about 5 minutes of searching online, Peter gave up and went back to his reading. It's not that he couldn't see the potential advantages of keeping in D'Souza's good books, it's just that he's pretty sure the only way of doing that would be to actually turn up to the House on at least a semi regular basis and to be honest, even with the occasional risk of a Mace binding, it's just not worth it. John's reappearance with gifts therefore takes him somewhat by surprise.*

...uh.

*He examines both cards carefully and eventually selects the slightly less effusive of the two.*

Not as such. Why?