Oh Freddie, of course there aren't monsters in your wardrobe... I know because I checked every inch of your room out before we moved-
No, I don't think monsters can just move in as they please, there are probably rules-
Freddie - Freddie, calm down. I promise there are no monsters under your bed either... Freddie, I'm coming home right now so we can go and look together... Yes, right now... Start counting as soon as you hang up the phone... Yes, right away... Yes, yes, I promise... Ok. I'll see you in a moment.
*Hangs up phone*
As I'm sure you heard, I must away to fight the monsters of the Land From Under Freddie's Bed. Goodbye.
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branchandroot
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Date: 2011-09-03 06:55 pm (UTC)*Phone goes off*
Excuse me, please.
*Answers phone*
Hello? Freddie, to what do I owe-
Oh Freddie, of course there aren't monsters in your wardrobe... I know because I checked every inch of your room out before we moved-
No, I don't think monsters can just move in as they please, there are probably rules-
Freddie - Freddie, calm down. I promise there are no monsters under your bed either... Freddie, I'm coming home right now so we can go and look together... Yes, right now... Start counting as soon as you hang up the phone... Yes, right away... Yes, yes, I promise... Ok. I'll see you in a moment.
*Hangs up phone*
As I'm sure you heard, I must away to fight the monsters of the Land From Under Freddie's Bed. Goodbye.
*Leaves*