I wish it were, one can always bribe them with dog biscuits.
It is ungainly and undignified.
I would, but John gets so tetchy when he has to rearrange the memories of 13 million Londoners; not to mention being forced to apologise to Boris Johnson for 'failure to guard the capital against any and all threats of a thaumaturgical nature'.
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Date: 2011-03-05 07:11 pm (UTC)I wish it were, one can always bribe them with dog biscuits.It is ungainly and undignified.
I would, but John gets so tetchy when he has to rearrange the memories of 13 million Londoners; not to mention being forced to apologise to Boris Johnson for 'failure to guard the capital against any and all threats of a thaumaturgical nature'.