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therealpm ([personal profile] therealpm) wrote2011-01-08 10:00 pm

House of Commons

All exchanges here are deemed, for the purposes of rp, to have occurred in the House of Commons.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good to be back!

Right, which one first?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll sort out Hague, you do Huhne's keyboard. We'll meet at Ball's office and cover that last?

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a plan to me!

See you in a short while.

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed.

*Tiptoes into Hague's office*
*Picks the desk drawer lock*
*Tapes mousetraps to the underside and sets them*
*Relocks the drawer, the room and slinks off to Balls' office*

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*Tiptoes into Huhne's office*
*Sprinkles cress seeds all over keyboard*
*Casts growing spell... on seeds*
*Watches them grow to an acceptable height then stops them growing*
*Chuckles*
*Waltzes off to Balls' office*

Peter - fancy seeing you here! Everything sorted in Hague's office?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, what a coincidence! I have no reason to assume that there is anything amiss in Mr Hague's office, not from my perspective anyway.

Shall we?

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Splendid!

Oh, go on then!

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*Picks lock*

Not quite what I was expecting.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not what you were expecting?!

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't realise he enjoyed 'Strictly' that much! Do you think we ought to warn Vince?

Let's just cast the spell and leave.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as Vince doesn't go back on there, he should be fine... right? I'm more worried if someone else manages to sort their differences out with the Beeb and go on there... it might cause his mind to explode with the strange juxtaposition on his screen...

Good plan - after you.

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't imagine to whom you are referring.

*inspects the room*

Right. I'll cast the boundary conditions, you're in charge of the actual hex. I hate improvising.

Ready?

*deep breath*

3.
2.
1.

*casts spell*

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs hands*

Right, here we go...

...

*casts spell*

...

Well, that could have been worse!

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Rather better than expected, in fact, although we should leave with all due alacrity. I very much doubt that Laws isn't here working, after all.

Yours? I believe there's a bottle already open.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A simply marvellous notion!

Will you be recording the reactions on the omni-view?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh definitely, we can make an evening of it.


*Teleports*