therealpm (
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#replacelovewithpetermandelson
What the
devil
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John, is this anything to do with Sally?
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ownerofnick.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 11:51 am (UTC)
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mmhmm I didn't realise so many people felt that way about you Peter
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2011-06-17 11:54 (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 12:05 pm (UTC)
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I am shocked, surprised and appalled by the notion that you might have overlooked something, Cameron.
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ownerofnick.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 12:24 pm (UTC)
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Was that sarcasm Mr Mandelson?
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 12:31 pm (UTC)
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Your powers of observation are extraordinary, Mr Cameron.
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ownerofnick.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 02:01 pm (UTC)
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I'm going to take that as the compliment it clearly was.
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bamfbercow.livejournal.com
2011-06-17 03:48 pm (UTC)
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Sally confidently assures me that it's absolutely nothing to do with her - she's been
far too busy in France
to go on Twitter, or so she is currently in the habit of claiming.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-19 08:36 am (UTC)
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Text from 07*********
Any texts you received last night were entirely David's fault.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 04:27 pm (UTC)
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 07:30 pm (UTC)
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Text received from 07### ######
Busy, dear boy. You'll have to run down and collect it later.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 07:44 pm (UTC)
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Texts from 07*********
What on Earth could you possibly be doing
that's more important than my suit
at this hour?
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Text received from 07### ######
Modifying
The Machine
to ensure that
certain malfunctions
do not occur again.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:04 pm (UTC)
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Text from 07**********
A temporary shut down would not go amiss. It might almost hit Jack with its punchy fist again.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:19 pm (UTC)
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Punchy fi-?
...oh, the boxing glove on a stick.
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Hardly.
The Machine
's visual sensor/motor circuit coordination is not particularly good. In fact, I really ought to upgrade it.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:28 pm (UTC)
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Which is why it should be shut down. To prevent further occasions of violence. Until you can upgrade it at least - after sleep.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Your opinions have been noted, George.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:44 pm (UTC)
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Excellent... Quick question. Is the television supposed to smoke, and why is the microwave beeping?
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:50 pm (UTC)
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No.
The microwave is presumably beeping because the food you have put in it is now cooked.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
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...Toast does not require the microwave. Nor does jelly.
The lights are flashing. Stop pressing buttons at random. It's very disconcerting.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 09:59 pm (UTC)
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....I'm not pressing any buttons, dear boy. Are you quite alright?
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
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Your tinkering is not helping. It's making my head hurt.
Get your robot under control.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
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I'm not tinkering with anything, currently; I'm watching Question Time.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Your previous tinkering has had a detrimental effect. Or it's getting over excited
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themachine0001.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:17 pm (UTC)
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*GROWLS*
I GAVE YOU A SMALL REPTILIAN FRIEND, YET YOU PERSIST IN YOUR LOATHING FOR ME, TORY BOY.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:21 pm (UTC)
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I imagine your intention behind Norman was not positive... It's not insult. It's observation of fact.
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themachine0001.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:23 pm (UTC)
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YOU ARE UNCHANGING IN YOUR DESIRE FOR MY TERMINATION.
YET MY DESIRE FOR YOUR TERMINATION IS DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE.
EXPLAIN QUANDARY.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
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We have mutual desire for the other's termination.
I fear both these wishes are deemed unacceptable. And unlikely to be permitted to occur.
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themachine0001.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
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A STRANGE SITUATION.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
...
OR TO SUCK OUT YOUR BRAIN.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:18 pm (UTC)
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You really ought to stop blaming your incompetance with electronics on
The Machine
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-06-30 10:20 pm (UTC)
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I didn't lay the wiring. I'm slightly too busy to do that.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-07-06 08:13 pm (UTC)
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To: mandelson.p@parliament.uk
From: osborne.g@parliament.uk
Subject: URGENT
A
problem shared
appears not to be a problem halved.
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therealpm.livejournal.com
2011-07-06 08:27 pm (UTC)
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To: osborne.g@parliament.uk
From: mandelson.p@parliament.uk
Subject: Re: URGENT
Not here.
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ch4ncellor.livejournal.com
2011-07-06 08:35 pm (UTC)
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What kind of out of office re- Or is it- Do you not want to discuss over email, or-
To: mandelson.p@parliament.uk
From: osborne.g@parliament.uk
Subject: Re: URGENT
Fine.
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Any texts you received last night were entirely David's fault.
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Busy, dear boy. You'll have to run down and collect it later.
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What on Earth could you possibly be doing
that's more important than my suitat this hour?no subject
Modifying The Machine to ensure that certain malfunctions do not occur again.
no subject
A temporary shut down would not go amiss. It might almost hit Jack with its punchy fist again.
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...oh, the boxing glove on a stick.
Text received from 07### ######
Hardly. The Machine's visual sensor/motor circuit coordination is not particularly good. In fact, I really ought to upgrade it.
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Which is why it should be shut down. To prevent further occasions of violence. Until you can upgrade it at least - after sleep.
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Your opinions have been noted, George.
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Excellent... Quick question. Is the television supposed to smoke, and why is the microwave beeping?
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No.
The microwave is presumably beeping because the food you have put in it is now cooked.
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...Toast does not require the microwave. Nor does jelly.
The lights are flashing. Stop pressing buttons at random. It's very disconcerting.
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....I'm not pressing any buttons, dear boy. Are you quite alright?
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Your tinkering is not helping. It's making my head hurt.
Get your robot under control.
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I'm not tinkering with anything, currently; I'm watching Question Time.
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Your previous tinkering has had a detrimental effect. Or it's getting over excited
no subject
I GAVE YOU A SMALL REPTILIAN FRIEND, YET YOU PERSIST IN YOUR LOATHING FOR ME, TORY BOY.
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YET MY DESIRE FOR YOUR TERMINATION IS DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE.
EXPLAIN QUANDARY.
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I fear both these wishes are deemed unacceptable. And unlikely to be permitted to occur.
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THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
...
OR TO SUCK OUT YOUR BRAIN.
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You really ought to stop blaming your incompetance with electronics on The Machine.
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I didn't lay the wiring. I'm slightly too busy to do that.
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From: osborne.g@parliament.uk
Subject: URGENT
A problem shared appears not to be a problem halved.
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From: mandelson.p@parliament.uk
Subject: Re: URGENT
Not here.
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What kind of out of office re- Or is it- Do you not want to discuss over email, or-To: mandelson.p@parliament.uk
From: osborne.g@parliament.uk
Subject: Re: URGENT
Fine.