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[therealpm]

Parliament is often accused of being old, antiquated, or out of touch; so it's wonderful to see that at least one member of the Commons is willing to modernise.  Step forward, Bercow.   Your new, prohibition era 'greaser' hairstyle is wonderfully fresh, coming straight from the 1920s.

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[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ! That's what I looked like? That is the last time I'm ever listening to Sally...

I have no legitimate defense for that hairstyle.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

There is no legitimate defence for that hairstyle. Nor for the tie, the shirt....

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with that tie!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I notice you do not attempt to defend the choice of shirt.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

...There's nothing wrong with that shirt!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

It is a very fine shirt, I am sure, except for the colour which happens to be a grotesque shade of lilac.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

It's a fine colour for a shirt.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I believe Lundie still posesses some spare bleach...

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You stay away from my wardrobe and its contents!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

*eyebrowraise*

Why, is it being guarded by a fearsome toddler with a fully stocked arsenal of mashed potato?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

It isn't currently, but it could easily be organised.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You forget fifth-column Freddie. I'm sure he'd be more than happy to 'fridge' any opposition.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

He's been banned from practicing magic on his siblings. Order is most displease at becoming Freddie's new test dummy.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Given that he appears to be entirely competant at levitation now, I doubt it counts as 'practice'.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

He keeps trying to get Order to levitate higher and higher. It's getting beyond a joke.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I agree, there is a limit. It tends to be called 'the ceiling'.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Hence why he moved his activities outside.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

...ah. Well, cats are terribly good at coping with falls, especially those from heights greater than 7 stories.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean Order is happy about it.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

I could always teach him some basic transfiguration spells if you prefer.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Better.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you ever so much. I'm so very, very happy you approve...

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm does not become you, John. You don't have the aquilinity or gravitas to carry it off.

[lawsd.livejournal.com]

If it makes Mr Speaker feel any better, my mother thought he looked quite dashing.

There's no accounting for taste.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Please don't encourage him. Oil stocks are running low enough as it is.