#7

[therealpm]

A sentiment with which I have some sympathy, even if the person involved is a tory.

Comments

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you ever so much for bringing this issue to everyone's attention, Peter. I wasn't sure if it was adequately advertised by my wife on Twitter, but now I need not fear. Once again, thank you.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You are entirely welcome, John; although naturally I am confused as to why anyone could ever characterise you as a pompous, self satisfied, jumped up little Tory.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*Sigh* It is indeed puzzling. Oh well, no point dwelling on such pointless matters!

I feel I should point out, once again, I am not a Tory (any longer).

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

....fine. Cup of tea?

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Don't mind if I do!

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Back in a moment.

*disappears into the kitchen*
*returns*

There.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much indeed.

I must say, it is rather nice having you make coffee for me once again.

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to your incipient food poisoning.

Cheers.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

*sniffs tea*

Hmm... this does smell slightly odd... is it a new blend?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

Russian Caravan tea: lapsang souchong mixed with keemun and a tiny bit of earl grey to add bergamot overtones.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

Oh, well that explains it then!

*sips*

...Peter, that's not just tea, is it?

[therealpm.livejournal.com]

No, John, as your keen eyes must have observed, it also contains milk.

[bamfbercow.livejournal.com]

You... you know what I mean...

It tastes... funny and I... I... I feel strange...

What on earth have you... Ooooh! Question Time!