Deep in the Westminster Vaults
*Surveys the meticulously painted runes required for a meso-scale trans-location, sigils that are now useless and beginning to smell due to the wards: newly strengthened by Bercow's return.*
*attempts to cast a cleaning charm*
*after sheltering from the haphazard whirlwind of soap-suds and bleach, decides to try cleaning it up manually*
Machine, I require tea.
...and also some sort of cleaning implement
*ponders*
*rearranges the runes in one corner to form a slightly smaller summoning circle*
*steps back and mouths a few words until what appears to be a very trim racing broom appears*
*smirks and begins to clean up the mess*
*attempts to cast a cleaning charm*
*after sheltering from the haphazard whirlwind of soap-suds and bleach, decides to try cleaning it up manually*
Machine, I require tea.
...and also some sort of cleaning implement
*ponders*
*rearranges the runes in one corner to form a slightly smaller summoning circle*
*steps back and mouths a few words until what appears to be a very trim racing broom appears*
*smirks and begins to clean up the mess*
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John,
you are making a mountain out of a molehill. It is nothing a quick run under the tap cannot fix. However, if you find yourself utterly incapable of removing dirt from a broomstick, then by all means borrow mine for the time being.
-Peter
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Peter,
Thank you for the offer, but I think you've done enough today.
John
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John,
anytime.
-Peter