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Get those things away from me!

*sigh*

*clicks fingers twice and the bees disappear*

There.

~~I think I won that one.~~

*Collapses into nearby chair*

Yes... yes, tea would be a... a marvellous idea...

*picks up both cups and heads off to the kitchen, patting John's shoulder on the way*

*hums as kettle boils*

*selects tea bags for each cup, then changes his mind and makes a pot of tea instead*

*wanders back through with the pot, cups and a small box of biscuits on a tray*

Th-thank you, Peter.

*sets the tray down and pours John a cup of tea*

Biscuit?

P-P-P-please.

*Takes a large gulp of tea*
*Cough*

Thank you, Peter.

You're still not expanding The Machine's range.

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*passes the box across*

*resigns himself to not getting a single biscuit*

You are welcome.

*sits down and sips tea instead*

Wouldn't dream of it.

~~I wonder how much a satellite costs.~~

*Eats several biscuits in quick succession*
*Realises what he's doing*
*Hands the tin back to Peter*
*gulps at tea*

...do you want a refill?

*waits until John has nodded and passed over his cup before gently tossing the rubber in his direction*

*throws rubber back*

Just give me the tea, Peter.

*ducks out the way and sniggers*

*hands over a cup of tea*

I would remind you that this affair is entirely your fault.

*Takes tea*

Hardly.

It was entirely your idea to introduce the *shudders* bees.

It was your idea to start an altercation in the first place.

*tuts*

*glances at clock*

What time are your children expecting dinner and are you in a fit state to apparate?

More than adequate, thank you.

If you want to get rid of me, you can just say so, you know.

*finishes most of tea*

I would hate to face the wrath of a famished Freddie.

True... and it is Sally's turn to cook, so I suppose someone should be there to man the fire extinguisher.

*Drinks the rest of the tea rather quickly*

I shall leave you to it, then - unless you particularly wish to have oven chips, sweetcorn and sausages for dinner?

*looks torn*

Must I run the gauntlet of over-processed gunk every time I visit the children?

Unless you wish to cook or we order in take-away - yes.

*Gets out of chair and makes way towards fire*

If you're coming I shall see you in a moment, if not - don't do anything preposterous if you can help it.

*ponders for a brief moment, then stalk sover and grabs John's arm*

Come along, we're going to the supermarket. I highly doubt that your kitchen contains anything remotely approaching a fresh vegetable.

Very well.

*John pulls Peter into the flames*
*Almost instantly, the two appear in an empty changing room in a supermarket close to Parliament*
*As they step out into the main store, John nods at the confused sales assistant and picks up a disused basket*

Very well then, Delia, what do we need?

Wha-

*blinks, slightly disorientated*

...less dragging and more warning would be appreciated next time.

*tags along behind John, giving the assistant a baleful stare*

*hmph*

I suspect it will be necessary to cater to slightly naive palates. Roast chicken drumsticks with baked potato wedges and steamed greens should be sufficient.

We need some tomato sauce too... and onions... and ice-cream...

*Picks up final items then proceeds to checkout*

Can you pack while I pay?

*Begins small talk with woman on the checkout*

Yes, the weather has been rather odd recently... no thank you, we don't need that double-bagged... yes, he really is - always!.. I don't know why I put up with him sometimes either!... yes... there you are... Thank you - good evening to you too!

*Grabs bags and walks out*

There's a secluded corner round here we can disappear from without being noticed.

First a bed, then a changing room and now a dark alleyway. I question the honour of your intentions, Mr Bercow.

*smirks as John gapes*

Hurry up, you dragged me out here without my coat and some of us aren't as young as we used to be.

I'll have you know I am a rampant heterosexual!

Hold on...

*Translocates the both of them to the Bercow household*