therealpm: (Bercow incoming)
therealpm ([personal profile] therealpm) wrote2012-01-19 06:24 pm

The things I do...

*gets out of taxi*

*walks into the Houses of Parliament*

*wanders down several corridors before reaching the Speaker's Apartments*

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's.... Thank you, Peter. I shall add it to the collection.

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hideous, but I am well aware of your tastes in that area.

*grabs the final present and hands it over*

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
There is nothing wrong with my taste in ties, I'll have you know.

*Opens final gift*

Marvellous! Are you staying for Question Time or shall we open this at a later date?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I-

*is promptly sat on by Freddie*

...suppose so.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Freddie, you have school tomorrow. Off to bed with you, this is grown up time.

Yes, thank you Oliver - when you're older you can stay up.

We'll keep the idea under constant review.

Now come on, I'll tuck you in.

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves goodnight to Freddie*

*begins to tuck into cake*

...Freddie, go to bed.

Now.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, little man. Bed or there won't be any cake left for you in the morning.

*Ushers Freddie out of the room*

Open the bottle I'll be back in a moment...

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*settles back in the seat*

*polishes off the cake*

Hmph. Long day, Sally?

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*Comes back into room and settles self down on sofa*

This should be interesting...

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A fresh and honest response from Twigg there, don't you think so, Sally?

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Was there really ever any doubt that Sally as going to agree with you on that, Peter?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You can hardly accuse the Labour party of idealogical hegemony.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing no such thing, I simply know that you and Sally tend to agree on quite a lot.

Interesting question for you two, care to answer it?

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Were I on the panel then I am sure that I would be happy to do so.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Not going to offer an opinion? I'm shocked, Peter, shocked.

[identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sally...

Sally... fingering isn't that funny.

I'm not!

I'm being entirely truthful.

[identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com 2012-01-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sally, calm down.

For once I completely agree with Peter.