therealpm: (Mr Bond)
*Peter wakes early, still bouyed up by the election results and heads downstairs for a cup of tea and a yoghurt. His phone buzzes as the kettle boils. An update from The Machine.

Sipping his tea slowly, he scrolls through the results and nearly spills it everywhere when he reaches The Machine's conclusions, which have been carefully bolded so he can't possibly miss them. A quick enquiry confirms that the results have been double, triple and quadruple checked- there is no uncertainty.

Grinning, he types out a text message.*

Text from 07### ######


your presence is required. ASAP.


*He sips his tea again, considering how to procede. A little background music wouldn't go amiss.*
therealpm: (smug)
Once again, I believe I have been proven correct.

It is a pity that Cameron's most able spokesman is currently unable to help him. From what I've seen thus far, he rather needs the assistance.


Mar. 15th, 2011 01:50 pm
therealpm: (Default)
Progress on The Machine: Improved psuedo-synapsial cables and a workbench for grinding out the bespoke quartz lenses required for sub-cellular resolution on the omniview have arrived. 

John, no word as yet on the construction of the green tea sub-unit, so you retain a position of at least some importance to Her Majesty's Government.
therealpm: (Pleased)
All in all an excellent and informative week with some significant labour victories and the prospect of more to come.

Progress on The Machine: sucessfully uninstalled previous system.  Considering switch to germanic rune set; elder futhark rather unwieldy.

Now where's everybody got to....?
therealpm: (Default)
Phase two of testing going ahead, despite the obstructionism of certain worry-warts.
therealpm: (Plotting)
Progress on The Machine: New OS (occult spell-set) crashed after only 6 hours. Need to reload entire rune inventory and reinstall from scratch. Crash caused minor portal open up between nether-dimensions and tea cupboard. Tea now infested with demons. All stocks undrinkable.

Coded small piece of malware in fit of pique. Victims experience all the effects of a bad case of flu, with no symptoms visible to others.

Replaced Hague's shampoo with Veet again. The Great Old Ones Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! always the best.


Jan. 25th, 2011 11:11 am
therealpm: (Machine)
Progress on The Machine: Latest test overwhemingly sucessful. John has also been so kind as to furnish me with a list of other potential test subjects. I'm sure they'll all be delighted with him.


Jan. 24th, 2011 08:00 pm
therealpm: (Machine)
Previous tests have demonstrated The Machine's capabilities at increasing the intensity of a pre-existing hangover, yet so far the ability to induce a hangover in a completely teetotal subject has remained untrialled due to lack of suitable victims subjects in the westminster area.

Target acquired.
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