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Not a bad month.

Now if only D'Souza would stop nagging me to turn up, everything would be perfect.

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Good to see you've finally discovered the way to the Upper Chamber again at last.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

good to see you've managed to extricate yourself from a pile of chocolate wrappers long enough to notice.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

I have even been able to attend a good few hours in the Chamber!

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

good boy.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Quiet, you.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

stop texting me then.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Fine. I will.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

excellent. Perhaps without the distraction of your phone, you might be able to concoct something more nutritious for your children's dinner than chips and beans.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

The children are just fine with their dinner of soup and bread rolls, thank you so very much for your concern!

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

your abilities with a tin opener and a microwave are truly impressive.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

I cooked it on the hob, I think you'll find!

-John

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
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John,

well done. Good for you. etc.

-Peter

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Date: 2012-12-04 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Peter,

Thank you.

-John

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Date: 2012-12-05 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
I'm pleased to see you've turned over a new leaf with regard to your appearances in the Chamber, Peter.

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Date: 2012-12-05 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I am always diligent with regard to my duties in the House. I have always made appearances when necessary.

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Date: 2012-12-05 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
You do seem to be operating on a less Heseltinian definition of 'necessity' these days.

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Date: 2012-12-05 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I made my maiden speech to the House fewer than four days after being introduced. Heseltine took eight years. I hardly think any comparison can fairly be drawn between the two.

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Date: 2012-12-05 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
You had little choice in the matter, since you'd joined the Cabinet. You've been a more elusive presence of late, and I don't mean the time you spent in that cell.

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Date: 2012-12-05 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
The House was in recess!

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Date: 2012-12-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
Not for all of it. But it would be very unfair to hold it against you, as I'm sure you would rather have been in the Chamber than where you were.

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Date: 2012-12-05 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
But of course, that is always the case, whether I happen to be in the... in that place or otherwise. It is simply that events occasionally lead me astray.

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Date: 2012-12-05 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
Oh, I have every confidence in your ability to overcome mere events, Peter. Even lycanthropy couldn't put you off your stride for long- I doubt a lucrative consulting contract could keep you away if you really wanted to be with us.

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Date: 2012-12-05 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
I nearly died you stupid woman.

Well... one does one's best, but it is impossible to foresee all potential events which might hinder such a worthy goal. Unknown unknowns, if you will.

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Date: 2012-12-05 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasouzzle.livejournal.com
Even if you had you would probably have risen from the grave.

Or known knowns, in the case of one's consultancy business. But I do appreciate your stopping by the Chamber. I know how valuable your time is these days.

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Date: 2012-12-05 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealpm.livejournal.com
There's no need for that sort of speciesism!

Thank you.

In the same vein, whilst the thought is appreciated, it really is not necessary for you to text me the business of the day. Every day. Occasionally several times. I am sure I can manage to read the order paper myself.

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